like a bawss
April 16th, 2009- Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
- No problem.
- So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
- Absolutely, I’m the boss.
- Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
- Well, the first thing I do is…Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, fuck me, I can’t fucking do it, shit!Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Deborah’s desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude’s dick (Like a boss)Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I’m dead (Like a boss)- …Uh-huh, so that’s an average day for you then?
- No doubt.
- You chop your balls off and die?
- Hell yeah!
- And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
- Nope.
- I’m pretty sure you did.
- Nah, that ain’t me.
- Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
- I’m the boss.
- Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
- I’m the boss.
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- I’m the boss.
- No, I heard you, see you later!LIKE A BOSS!
(eu amo issaqui mas não digo que voltei/volto, porque não sei se, se voltar, vou querer participar de um “mundo” - pra não falar BLOGOSFERA, ew pelamor - de posts pagos e “problogging” e troca formal de links e google ads, enfim, douching em geral. prontofalei. :*)
revelations
February 2nd, 2009by yoko ono
Bless you for your anger.
For it is a sign of rising energy.
Direct not to your family, waste not on your enemy.
Transform the energy to versatility
And it will bring you prosperity.
Bless you for your sorrow
For it is a sign of vulnerability.
Share not with your family, direct not to yourself.
Transform the energy to sympathy
And it will bring you love.
Bless you for your greed
For it is a sign of great capacity.
Direct not to your family. Direct not to the world.
Transform the energy to giving.
Give as much as you wish to take,
And you will receive satisfaction.
Bless you for your jealousy
For it is a sign of empathy
Direct not to your family, direct not to your friends.
Transform the energy to admiration
And what you admire
Will become part of your life
Bless you for your fear
For it is a sign of wisdom.
Do not hold yourself in fear.
Transform the energy to flexibility
And you will be free
From what you fear.
Bless you for your search of direction
For it is a sign of aspiration.
Transform the energy to receptivity
And the direction will come to you.
Bless you for the times you see evil.
Evil is energy mishandled and it feeds on your support.
Feed not and it will self-destruct.
Shed light and it will cease to be.
Bless you for the times you feel no love.
Open your heart to life anyway
and in time you will find
love in you.
Bless you, bless you, bless you.
Bless you for what you are.
You are a sea of goodness, a sea of love.
Count your blessings every day for they are your protection
Which stands between you and what you wish not.
Count your curses and they will be a wall
Which stands between you and what you wish.
The world has all that you need
And you have the power
to attract what you wish.
Wish for health, wish for joy.
Remember you are loved.
agora é for realz.
November 26th, 2008
hoje é aniversário do eudi :~
November 21st, 2008
:T
October 22nd, 2008é, como vocês devem imaginar, a vida tem sido uma bosta bem grandona e fedida. não tenho inspiração e falta clima pra quase tudo, inclusive postar aqui. a quem se interessar, continuo no twitter e no tumblr.
queria agradecer a todos pelos comentários, emails e scraps de apoio. vocês são pequenos raios de sol atravessando nuvens bem carregadas e escuras, ajudando a iluminar meus dias. :~
amo-lhes. obrigadona por tudo. :’*
mãezinha :(
September 22nd, 2008te vejo nos meus sonhos.
though the days are long,
twilight sings a song,
of the happiness that used to be
soon my eyes will close,
soon i’ll find repose,
and in dreams you’re always near to me.
i’ll see you in my dreams,
hold you in my dreams
someone took you out of my arms,
still i feel the thrill of your charms!
lips that once were mine,
tender eyes that shine,
they will light my way tonight,
i’ll see you in my dreams!
magranette?///
September 5th, 2008
->…
August 28th, 2008i may not always love you
but long as there are stars above you
you never need to doubt it
i’ll make you so sure about it
god only knows what i’d be without you
if you should ever leave me
though life would still go on, believe me
the world could show nothing to me
so what good would living do me?
god only knows what i’d be without you
god only knows what i’d be without you.
hoje é sexta-feira
August 22nd, 2008traga mais cerveja? not. dia de tomar uma ceva e fumar unzito?® menos.
hoje é dia deeeeeeeeee
é tipos um QUAL É A MÚSICA (jura), mas sem o velho mais ranzinza do mundo apresentando e causando v.a. com suas ENTREVISTINHAS. ah, e sem os artistas brasileiros classe D (os de lá são portugueses rsrs).
herman josé (olha o blog dele como é digno de lol) é o melhor apresentador do universo. meu novo ídolo. agora que o conheço, faço AINDA MAIS *FACEPALM quando vejo o faustão ou o rodrigo faro.
CHÃMÃR Ã MÚSICÃ é LOL garantido, é o programa mais legal da televisão portuguesa. :B assisteÆ e diz se eu tô mentindo. (assiste aqui se você não tiver televisão. wat.)
